Build My Blog

Now I have your attention don’t I? So exactly how is a blog post like trying to get laid you ask.. Well, building your websites traffic is one of the most important things you should be doing if you are blogging for the purpose of making a little bank. Gettin laid is an important part of life. See they are the same.

Okay, I’m reaching there but hear me out. The first part of getting laid is the initail meeting and making a first impression. You want to come off interesting or exciting. That is the blog headline. First impression, attention getter, whatever you want to call it. My headline made you interested in what i was going to say next.

So you have the initial attraction going and you now need to show that you are more than a catchy headline, a one-liner or some eye candy. You need to have an interesting post. It needs to tell a story. And not a story about how cute your cat was when she tried to catch the laser pointer you were shining on the wall. The story has to be interesting or funny. Or it needs to be informative. Like this post (I hope). Tell people how to do something or tell them your opinion on a certain topic.

This particular post is about making a blog post. You need to have an attention getter as a headline. People see that first in google, or rss feeds, trackbacks or whatever. This is your opener. You only have one shot at it. Make it good. It is your ice-breaker at the bar. It will get your foot in the door or get you completely ignored. Work on em.

The body of the post is like a few dates. You have the attention of the reader and you are working on getting laid. If you deliver the goods then your reader will come back for more and possibly tell others about you. This in turn will get you laid by others. Men and women. Once you are successful, people will line up to get laid by you. You have to be vigilant in your efforts, take a few for the team (not every post will score you a 9 or 10, but be thankful for the 3’s), be persistant in posting regularly and don’t be afraid to be shot down.

Once the ball is rolling it will be easier to attract more visitors to the site. Analogy finished.